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2004-05-13 22:21:16
Last author: Nothing is who I am
Owner: Caged Singer
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(Professional Lap Whores@wiki -- "We sit on the laps People don't want too.")

This wiki was opened by myself [Dante Reznor] & Syk [Caged Singer], at first the lap whore stuff was a big joke between the three of us, (third person being Jer [Nothing is who I am])....... But then we started thinking, maybe there are more lap whores out there in the world.
Lost and confused looking for answers to the questions of why they are different, well heres the answers folks.

Q&A


Q:: Why do I want to sit on peoples laps all the time?
A:: Because you like many others have the lap whore gene, it turns on at puberity &amp;amp; makes us get the urge to sit on laps, doesn't matter whose it is.
Q:: Why do I have this gene?
A:: When you were born the magical imp known as Bottomsupsy came to your plastic crib and sprinkled a fine dust calls Sittinums on your tushie.. It went into you skin and over time flowed through your blood to the brain, making a home there. When your puberity started the genes awoke after a long sleep and started to give you cravings to sit on the laps.
Q:: Will I ever grow out of it?
A:: No, this will last for the rest of your life or unlife should you be a ghoul or vampire that's reading this.

I hope these answers will help you understand what's happening.. please join us if you wish to become one of the few Lap Whores of Elftown.
But take in mind, we follow rules and a code to live by, and you will be questioned if you want to join.

Thank You;
Management [Dante Reznor]
Members:: Lap Whores & Laps
Rules:: Rules of a Lap Whore

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2004-05-12 [Nothing is who I am]: Yep, we really need members.

2004-05-13 [Phoenix Draven]: Jer, from your mouth to members ears.

2004-05-13 [Nothing is who I am]: ...hellooo anyone wanna join?

2004-05-13 [Captain Nia]: I join! I join!....but I don't know the password to the page so can someone add my anme to the list?

2004-05-13 [Dante Reznor]: Yes we can.. did you fill out the questions?

2004-05-13 [Nothing is who I am]: She didn't know Dee.. I just told her how to join.. but as soon as I get the stuff I shall add her since you've okayed her to join up.

2004-06-09 [urbanfairy]: THIS IS THE FREAKING COOLEST!!! I just love it so much! wow wow wow wow wow!! I love sitting on laps, i should get payed for it!

2004-06-09 [Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses]: i wanna be a lapwhore...:)

2004-06-10 [urbanfairy]: Well join LAP WHORES then! Yay! *points* look, another lap whore!

2004-06-16 [Seamless]: *blinks* Lap whore? I finally have a title *tear*

2004-06-16 [Dante Reznor]: BeAuTiFuLcArEsS; to join fill out the question and answers section then one of we mods shall rate and see if you fit the bill.

2004-06-16 [Seamless]: There, another member for ya, moi

2004-06-16 [Captain Nia]: yay mor members ^.^ it's growing

2004-06-16 [Seamless]: Hm, I will try to find more members

2004-06-17 [EmJ Taylor]: Nice Wiki.

2004-06-17 [EmJ Taylor]: [You are not alone

2004-06-17 [EmJ Taylor]: You are not alone view this one!

2004-06-17 [urbanfairy]: How do i become a lap whore? I dont understand.... Yes, i am blone!

2004-06-17 [Seamless]: A blonde who can't even spell blonde, priceless. You have to fill out the questions, look around a little

2004-06-18 [urbanfairy]: okay okay... that was a typing error! lol. ^_^ b-l-o-n-d-e. Better? lol.

2004-06-18 [Seamless]: *shrugs* I suppose

2004-06-20 [Nickademus]: i would be a lap whore but um....i weigh too much :)

2004-06-20 [Seamless]: Naww, you can still be a lap whore ! Or if you don't want to sit, be a lap !

2004-06-21 [urbanfairy]: Yeah! You can be a lap for me to sit on!

2004-06-21 [*~fallon luvs justin~*]: can i be a lap whore?

2004-06-29 [urbanfairy]: Yeah, sure...I'm not the one to say but, i bet you can. just fill out the form.

2004-07-11 [urbanfairy]: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT STUFF IN HERE??!! ....... Just whoring around.

2004-07-17 [DrakeRivenworth]: Lap whore needed, apply within.

2004-07-18 [urbanfairy]: *sits bored on someones lap and looks around waiting for some simpany and conversation* O_O

2004-08-09 [Dante Reznor]: BAHHH hi I'm owner but um.. could someone update the members section for me.. the comp I on sucks..

2004-08-09 [Dante Reznor]: LAPS: [Kurou Kiriyama]

2004-08-17 [urbanfairy]: we need more members.............................................................

2004-10-22 [Phoenix Draven]: Yes.. we doo people need to start asking others other there if they want to join..

2004-10-30 [urbanfairy]: yup... I'll ask the peeps.we need more conversation too!!!!!!

2005-01-03 [Dante Reznor]: agreed.

2005-03-05 [Slaughter™]: hmmm <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/40593_1110055480.gif>

2005-09-01 [Dante Reznor]: Wel now, I like that... and that says much in it.

2006-03-16 [Dante Reznor]: We lost [white raven] So all of you deal with it.

2006-09-25 [nathie]: hehehe, i love that idea. i love especially sitting on ones lap if i have to fart or if it is a pretty boy. XD

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